My Christmas List

Dear Santa,

I have decided what I want for Christmas!

So, my main presents this year can be; a monkey (with bananas to feed it, of course), twelve pairs of socks (stripes, dots and giraffes as patterns, please)  an evil twin (so I can blame everything on her, it must be a her that looks EXACTLY like me)  a wig,  a private jet (with a driver named Larry), a chocolate fountain,  a Christmas present for all my family (I’m sorry, I had no money to buy some for them), a candle and a ferrari (I don’t like cars, but it’ll make people jealous).

In my stocking I would like millions and millions of EGGS.

Thank you very much, and please dont disappoint me like you did last year  ,

Gibby